Hello robot, have a nice day!

"Feel the future. Speak the present. Know the past."

"Logic is personal, not universal."

"Take me to where fantasy rules and reality blurs."

"There once was a star in the sky , who knew that he was very high.  But when he looked down, his head went around. So he screamed and started to cry."

"There once was old lady of Brussels, who's hair was a bushel of truffles.  Her face was a crystal.  In each hand there were pistols.  So don't hussle this lady of Brussels."

"Lord, for food in a world where many walk in hunger; for faith in a world where many walk in fear; and for friends in a world where many walk alone; we give you thanks O Lord, on this day. - Amen.   (6 Feet Under)"